Tug 'o War

Suzanne organized an inter house tug 'o war for the children. Talk about competitive and I don't mean the children! I can't remember who won because I was laughing too much to hear.
The children then took on the staff at 100 to 10 and dragged us across the grass with great glee.
Now, me being a fair player and never giving in to a loss, insisted that it had to be mano e mano; one on one, head for head.
The children chose 10 of the best and we matched them with the adults who quite frankly were disadvantaged in every area like strength, fitness, determination, skill and planning. HOWEVER, we beat them and triumphantly dragged them around the field. Youth and beauty will always come second to age and cunning.